10/02/2015 05:07 GMT

The Tory Soundbite Generator Creates Every Conservative Quote You'll Ever Need

Have fun in the run-up to the election with our handy Tory Soundbite Generator - guaranteed to fill any awkward silences at fundraising dinners!

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(Created for HuffPost UK Comedy by David Schneider, Jason Spacey and David Beresford)