Have Fun In The Run-Up To The General Election With Our Ukip Soundbite Generator

Never mind what I say, look at this pint of beer in my hand! #UkipExcuses

— Scott Daly (@cyclingdaly) January 29, 2015

We are representing your inner bigot. We know you, better than you.

#UkipExcuses

— Neil Dance (@NeilDance) January 29, 2015

I'm sorry. You mean that's actually your name? #ukipexcuses.

— Frank Roberts (@sonofspeke) January 29, 2015

I can't be racist because I had Black pudding with my breakfast. #UkipExcuses

— David McKendrick (@McKendrickDave) January 29, 2015

#UkipExcuses I am not racist... I sometimes eat pizza.

— Karen (@Karenippy) January 29, 2015

#UkipExcuses I really really didn't mean to say that. My mouth was hacked.

— Exposing UKIP IMP (@SLATUKIP) January 29, 2015

You all found it funny when Benny Hill did it !! #UkipExcuses

— Daniel Walford (@BookmanDan) January 29, 2015

I can't be racist 'cos I once applauded a Gary Sobers century at Lords. #UKIPexcuses

— Peter Smith (@Redpeter99) January 29, 2015

#UkipExcuses "We can't write our manifesto, because Nigel hasn't finished with that fag packet yet."

— Flumpmistress (@flumpmistress) January 29, 2015