27/01/2015 12:40 GMT | Updated 29/01/2015 09:59 GMT

Have Fun In The Run-Up To The General Election With Our Ukip Soundbite Generator

There's exactly 100 days to go until the general election. So be prepared - at least for Nigel Farage and his chums - with our easy-to-use Ukip soundbite generator!

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(Made for HuffPost UK Comedy by Jason Spacey, David Schneider and David Beresford)

And it you do accidentally use this in public, here's a few ready-made excuses for you...