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17/02/2015 07:14 GMT | Updated 17/02/2015 07:59 GMT

'Rain, Moderate Or Gay': Listen To The All-New Ukip Shipping Forecast

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"Viking. North Utsire. South Utsire. South-easterly women breastfeeding. Occasionally in public."

Yes, it can only be the sequel to the original Ukip Shipping Forecast - and it's just as glorious as the last one.

It's the work of Nicholas Pegg, and take it from us: it makes for marvellous listening for any devoted Radio 4 listener and/or Ukip-hater...