12/05/2015 07:34 BST | Updated 12/05/2015 07:59 BST

Cabinet Reshuffle Latest: Herod Appointed Secretary Of State For Children


JUDEA - Herod has been appointed Secretary of State for Children in the latest Cabinet reshuffle in the Toryean kingdom.

Other notable appointments in the Roman senate include:

Grantus Shappus of Wikipedia has been demoted.

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