Ever since #HipsterCop took London (and the UK) by storm, it's become clear what his true calling is - taking down people who commit #HipsterCrimes like riding a fixie bike under the influence of non-organic alcohol.
Here's some of Twitter's suggestions of hipster crimes that would get you arrested by hipster cop:
And then there's the things that aren't actual crimes, but are totally faux pas for any self-respecting hipster.
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