Ever since #HipsterCop took London (and the UK) by storm, it's become clear what his true calling is - taking down people who commit #HipsterCrimes like riding a fixie bike under the influence of non-organic alcohol.
Here's some of Twitter's suggestions of hipster crimes that would get you arrested by hipster cop:
Domestic VinylenceMay 12, 2015
And then there's the things that aren't actual crimes, but are totally faux pas for any self-respecting hipster.
Forgetting to wear knitted beanie when discussing politics while sitting outside cafe typing poetry on manual typewriter. #HipsterCrimes— Bibs (@BibsWWPD) May 12, 2015
Sitting on your friend's ukulele when you bring your skinny latte back from the bar. #HipsterCrimes— Trumpton Ukes (@TrumptonUkes) May 12, 2015
Unsalted caramel #HipsterCrimes— Rick-Rack Cadillac (@irCadillac) May 12, 2015
Wearing glasses they actually need. #HipsterCrimes— Lady A (@she_nutt) May 12, 2015
Not taking pictures of their 20$ coffee #HipsterCrimes— Bite The Bullet (@Espeluznastica) May 12, 2015
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