Dog Owner Places Craigslist Ad To Rehome Girlfriend After She Objects To His Beagle Molly

Dog Owner Places Online Ad To Rehome Girlfriend Because She Doesn't Like His Beagle

An advert apparently showing a man attempting to rehome his longtime companion has gone viral.

“My girlfriend does not like my beagle Molly,” Roanoke wrote on Craiglist, woefully adding: “So I have to rehome her.”

But rest assured, Molly is not going anywhere – but it would be fair to say the paramour in question has been given her marching orders.

'Free to a good home' (But not Molly)

Roanoke’s ad in full:

“My girlfriend does not like my Beagle Molly. So I have to rehome her.

She is a purebred from a wealthy area and I have had her 4 years. She likes to play games. Not totally trained. Has long hair so she's a little high maintenance, especially the nails, but she loves having them done. Stays up all night yapping but sleeps while I work. Only eats the best, most expensive food. Will NEVER greet you at the door after a long day or give you unconditional love when you're down. Does not bite but she can be mean as hell!

So. . .. . ...anyone interested in my 30 year old, selfish, wicked, gold-digging girlfriend? Come and get her! Me and my dog want her re-homed ASAP!!”

The ad actually surfaced in March last year but was recently updated with the message: “Sorry but she has been re-homed, her original breeders (Her Parents) have taken her back home* Molly & I are looking for a new one ☺”


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