An advert apparently showing a man attempting to rehome his longtime companion has gone viral.
“My girlfriend does not like my beagle Molly,” Roanoke wrote on Craiglist, woefully adding: “So I have to rehome her.”
But rest assured, Molly is not going anywhere – but it would be fair to say the paramour in question has been given her marching orders.
'Free to a good home' (But not Molly)
Roanoke’s ad in full:
“My girlfriend does not like my Beagle Molly. So I have to rehome her.
She is a purebred from a wealthy area and I have had her 4 years. She likes to play games. Not totally trained. Has long hair so she's a little high maintenance, especially the nails, but she loves having them done. Stays up all night yapping but sleeps while I work. Only eats the best, most expensive food. Will NEVER greet you at the door after a long day or give you unconditional love when you're down. Does not bite but she can be mean as hell!
So. . .. . ...anyone interested in my 30 year old, selfish, wicked, gold-digging girlfriend? Come and get her! Me and my dog want her re-homed ASAP!!”
The ad actually surfaced in March last year but was recently updated with the message: “Sorry but she has been re-homed, her original breeders (Her Parents) have taken her back home* Molly & I are looking for a new one ☺”