David Cameron, the Prime Minister of the UK, tweets a lot but he hardly ever replies to his humble servants.
After some rigorous investigation, we think we've cracked why...
@David_Cameron Stop fucking around and publish every civil servant’s wage then— Sir Guy of Guisborne (@SirGuyGuisborne) July 14, 2015
@David_Cameron im sticking you in a locker— imf doom. thanks. (@piss_wizard) July 14, 2015
@David_Cameron do they pay bedroom tax?.— sh sh (@bettyboop2334) July 11, 2015
@David_Cameron and sadly the UK is stuck with you.— Hat Smith (@Allchanges) July 1, 2015
@David_Cameron While you're at it, can you tell Bob Geldof to stop remaking that shitty Xmas record?— Dale@TPS (@Dale_TPS) July 13, 2015
@David_Cameron I don't understand why people always look happy to see you???— Ellen (@helloellenkitty) July 9, 2015
@David_Cameron If you call a snake a puppy, it's still a snake. Living wage?? Nope.— Stacey Felgate (@StaceyFelgate) July 14, 2015
@David_Cameron I can't take seriously the words of a man who looks like he's permanently mid-poo— John Nugent (@mr_nugent) June 26, 2015
@David_Cameron stop worrying about all that and get on with sorting out THIS country you Fathead— Pete (@olas2007) June 24, 2015
.@David_Cameron WHAT FUCKING WORK YOU SHITNOZZLE— Latentexistence (@latentexistence) June 22, 2015
@David_Cameron mad that your head is made of ham.— Caz (@Matty_OCarroll) June 22, 2015
@David_Cameron you're a sellout— Dawg (@Jame_dawg) June 18, 2015