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The Onion media empire is a stalwart in the world of satire, and in recent years they've been expanding into new publications like Clickhole, which seeks to tear apart everything about clickbait.
Their newest venture is Edge, a snarky on-the-scene news operation that's just a bit too enamoured with finding the best cocaine in downtown Fallujah.
The teaser shows EDGEtv correspondent Nic Moss getting a tribal tattoo while firing an assault rifle, which basically sounds like the best
holiday news report ever.
Let's get fucked on truth.— Nic Moss (@NicMossEDGE) July 28, 2015
It looks like it'll be a roaring success, much like Clickhole, but we can't help but think the UK's oldest and best Vice parody account might be a bit miffed at the new kid on the block stealing the limelight.
In case you're not familiar with @Vice_Is_Hip, here's a quick introduction:
Why we challenged ISIS to a rap battle— VICE (@Vice_Is_Hip) July 13, 2015
Why Mumford & Sons' next album is just an over-priced falafel stand that nobody ever visits— VICE (@Vice_Is_Hip) July 10, 2015
We gave members of the Westboro Baptist Church ketamine and tricked them into acting out key scenes from The L Word— VICE (@Vice_Is_Hip) July 5, 2015