Once again, it's Transfer Deadline Day which means anyone who doesn't like football needs to recede into a hole for 24 hours to avoid the endless boring natter about which millionaire will be sold to a different city for millions of pounds. The hashtag-creating royalty at The Poke have encouraged their followers to fire up Photoshop and make football more interesting.
Like adding wild animals and weapons:
Inflatable penalty chutes?
Kim Jong Un?
Or our favourite...