01/09/2015 10:08 BST | Updated 01/09/2015 10:59 BST

Transfer Deadline Day: How To Make Football More Interesting

Once again, it's Transfer Deadline Day which means anyone who doesn't like football needs to recede into a hole for 24 hours to avoid the endless boring natter about which millionaire will be sold to a different city for millions of pounds. The hashtag-creating royalty at The Poke have encouraged their followers to fire up Photoshop and make football more interesting.

Like adding wild animals and weapons:

Or sausages:



Inflatable penalty chutes?

Kim Jong Un?

Monkey tennis?

Or our favourite...