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02/09/2015 07:39 BST | Updated 02/09/2015 07:59 BST

19 Things People With Tattoos Are Tired Of Hearing

1. Did it hurt?

No, it was like being tickled with a feather by David Gandy.

2. Do you regret it?

No (Or yes, but please don't remind me.)

3. Well, you're going to regret it when you're older.

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4. What does it mean?

It means I probably don't want to discuss that with someone I've just met. Or maybe I just liked it. *Mindblowing*.

5. But if it has no significance, why would you go to all that effort? It should mean something.

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6. How many have you got?

I'm not going to stand here and count.

7. Why would you get that on your skin forever?

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8. You must want to talk about them, that's why you got them.

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9. Are your parents proud?

Yes, actually. Funnily enough I've done more with my life than just getting a tattoo.

10. You've got a tattoo here... *pokes body part with tattoo*

Oh Jeez... I hadn't noticed someone repeatedly stabbed me with needles for an hour.

11. What are you going to do when you hit sags-ville?

Look as amazing as this woman...

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12. Who did that? I want exactly the same. Can you tell me the name of who did it so I can take a picture of yours and get exactly the same?

That's not how it works...

13. Won't your kid be embarrassed when you pick her up from school?

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14. I'm not sure I like it.

You know it's permanent right?

15. I don't usually like tattoos, but yours is okay.

Now I can finally sleep at night.

16. Can I see all of your tattoos?

Not without me undressing in public but thanks for making things awkward.

17. You'd look much better without them.

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18. Is that an actual tattoo?

No it's just suuuuuper realistic.

19. Have you still got your tattoos?

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