John Oliver's Graphic Description Of Donald Trump's Penis On 'Last Week Tonight'

In the wake of last week's incredibly popular take-down of Donald Trump, John Oliver couldn't resist commenting again after Trump openly claimed to have a large penis during Thursday's Republican presidential debate.

Watch the full video here, in which Oliver says he presumes the Republican frontrunner's penis "looks like a Cheeto with the cheese dust rubbed off".

And with that very graphic image burned into our brains forever, Oliver goes on to reveal a clip from Ivanka Trump's erotic novel, which is apparently a fictionalised version of her marriage to The Donald. Great, we weren't planning to eat today anyway.