From preppy rugby-playing Etonians to dungaree-clad ECA students to the Harry Potter Society, University of Edinburgh's students are a diverse bunch.
However, there are some quintessential Edinburgh traits that everyone has in common. From budget student union dinners to clubs so terrible they're unmissable, do you bear the classic signs?
10 Signs You're An Edinburgh University Student
You know how to pronounce Ceilidh, and have most likely attended one.(01 of10)
The sight of men dancing in kilts no longer phases you. (credit:VisitBritain/Natalie Pecht via Getty Images)
Teviot's nachos are a staple of your diet.(02 of10)
Nutritious tomatoes and jalapeños and a good old cheesy protein fix. Balanced diet sorted. (credit:Monkey Business Images via Getty Images)
You blame your exam failure on the impossibility of finding a seat in the library.(03 of10)
No space in the library after 9am? Oh well, I guess I can't do any work today then. (credit:Design Pics via Getty Images)
Despite always telling yourself you'll do it next weekend, you haven't climbed up Arthur's Seat since fresher's week.(04 of10)
Along with Portobello Beach and the Castle, Arthur's Seat is one of those things you keep meaning to do, but important things keep getting in the way. Mostly Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones and New Girl. (credit:Jui-Chi Chan via Getty Images)
You take all possible measures to avoid Hive, then always end up there at the end of the night.(05 of10)
The people that crowned Durham's Klute the worst club in Europe clearly hadn't experienced Hive. (credit:Stuart McClymont via Getty Images)
You treat Innovative Learning Week as an obvious excuse for a holiday.(06 of10)
No lectures? Optional learning activities? Clearly code for week in Marbella. (credit:Osuleo via Getty Images)
You constantly complain about the Big Cheese, but secretly love it.(07 of10)
Simultaneously the best and worst night out. But let's be honest, it's an Edinburgh experience you've got to have. Where else is it socially acceptable to see the Vagabonds live? That's if you can be bothered to face the queues. (credit:Edinburgh University Students' Association / Facebook)
You've wasted hundreds of pounds on your Pleasance Gym Membership.(08 of10)
That 15 minute walk to Pleasance just isn't worth it. Yet you still renew your membership every year, just in case you miraculously stop being lazy. (credit:Diane Collins and Jordan Hollender via Getty Images)
You spent every Monday night of first year at WhyNot, despite vowing you would never go back after each night.(09 of10)
Undoubtedly the most crowded club in Edinburgh on a Monday night. The same music every night; the same people every night. But you always come crawling back. (credit:Yagi Studio via Getty Images)
You've stolen food from the JMCC.(10 of10)
The cautious look-around before stuffing an apple into your bag. The sigh of relief as you make it out the building after having committed Pollock Halls' most criminal sin. You kept to JMCC rules at first, but it didn't take long for your student survival instincts to kick in. After all, like you're going to pay for lunch. (credit:Chris Clinton via Getty Images)