Babysitters Reveal The Creepiest Things Children Have Said To Them When Their Parents Weren't Around

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Babysitters have opened up about the most unsettling things children have said to them when their parents were out.

Some of the kids might have been joking around, but others may have been deadly serious. Either way, it’s creeping us out.

We’ve rounded up 10 of the weirdest responses from Reddit in the list below.

So, erm, enjoy? 

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1. “My goddaughter used to talk about seeing the people under her porch, but the creepiest thing she’s ever said was when she was five, looked straight at me and said: ‘Your master wishes to see you in the pit’ and then turned and skipped away, the pit is what her parents call hell.”

2. While babysitting a little girl, the girl looked at my mum and said: “I could kill you right now and nobody would even know’.”

3. “I put my nephew down for a nap, heard him making a fuss in his room so I went to talk him back into a nap. He’s sitting in his bed, staring at a wall. I asked him to lay back down. He says: ‘Don’t talk to him while we’re playing’.”

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4. “When I was babysitting my nephew I was holding him up just after dinner. He looked to the side of me, pointed and said: ‘Look at the people!’ I said: ‘Buddy there is no one over there’, to which he replied: ‘Oh yes there are while gesturing at individual spots in the yard. I did not sleep well’.”

5. “I was playing with the kid (two) outside in the snow and it started to get cold so I picked them up and was carrying them back inside when they pointed at the tree line and asked me: ‘Who’s that?’. The house was five miles away from any other houses at a pretty secluded spot. There shouldn’t be anyone there. I still don’t know what’s worse, that the kid was playing a creepy joke on me (they were only two), or that there was genuinely someone in the woods.”

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6. “Was in the kitchen making a sandwich for the kid, and he comes in and sits down. He seems to look like he’s thinking about something and then he looks at me dead in the eyes and says: ‘If I killed somebody would anybody know it ever happened if I just ate the body in a sandwich?’”

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7. “I babysat a little girl and we were sitting down having lunch and she looked at me and asked when her little brother would be able to play. I was very confused as her mother wasn’t expecting and she was an only child. A few months later her mum announced she was pregnant. When the gender was revealed a while later, it was a little boy. I was a bit freaked out.”

8. “A girl said to me: ‘I don’t want to go upstairs alone. The man in my room might be there’. She explained she saw him in her room at night. I told her it was probably just her dad checking on her. She said no, because this guy was tall and skinny and her dad was short and fat. She was three.”

Before You Go

5 Of The Best Baby Mother-And-Baby Classes
Baby Massage(01 of05)
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The first thing a midwife does when delivering a healthy baby is to ensure she has skin-on-skin contact with her mother. And when it comes to comforting and calming an unsettled baby, nothing compares to mum’s instinctive loving touch.

Based on this healing power of touch, baby massage offers a whole host of benefits, from helping your baby to feel secure, loved and reducing emotional distress to developing body awareness and coordination.

Research has also shown that gentle massage can promote sleep and offer relief from wind, constipation and colic.
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Mother-And-Baby Yoga(02 of05)
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Yoga might seem like the last thing you’d want to do after giving birth (the triangle pose doesn’t bear thinking about!). But mother & baby yoga classes can be a great way for new mums to gently restore physical health and wellbeing, at the same time as bonding with their baby.

“The body undergoes huge change during pregnancy and childbirth,” says Cheryl MacDonald, founder of Yogabellies. “Yoga for mum and baby focuses on mum’s three main areas of concern: the back, the abdominal muscles and the pelvic floor. You will also learn breath awareness and relaxation techniques, which can help to increase energy levels and allow you to relax while with baby.”

Meanwhile, gentle yoga poses for your little one offer similar benefits to baby massage, including body awareness and the promotion of sleep, as well as soothing, calming and aiding digestion.
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Music Classes(03 of05)
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Most mother-and-baby music classes offer a fun and lively mix of singing songs and nursery rhymes with all the actions, and playing simple musical instruments, usually accompanied by an unflinchingly smiley ukulele-playing teacher.

Research suggests that exposing babies as young as nine months old to music can improve their ability to process both music and speech rhythms. But beyond that, most music classes offer a multi-sensory experience, that can help with everything from eye-tracking, balance and exercise (dancing and movement) to language development (singing) and hand-eye coordination and motor development (shaking instruments).

(WARNING: Never attend this activity with a hangover!)
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Swimming(04 of05)
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Introducing your baby to the water while they’re very young will help to build their confidence and prevent a fear of water further down the line. As much of their body will be supported by the water, the main focus will be on balance. Using toys in the water will also help with their coordination and motor skills. A study by the Norwegian University of Science & Technology found that babies who swim have better balance and can grasp objects more easily than non-swimmers.

Swimming is also a great all-over body workout that will help to strengthen your baby’s muscles – and the sooner you introduce them to the water, the sooner they will learn to swim. Plus, have you seen how cute babies look when they swim underwater?
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Baby Signing(05 of05)
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If you’ve ever been at your wit’s end trying to figure out why your baby’s crying, baby signing could be the class for you. A form of pre-verbal communication, baby signing enables babies to express how they’re feeling and what they want using simple hand gestures.

As they learn to control their arm and hand muscles long before they can speak, this bridges the communication gap. For baby, this means less frustration at not being able to express their needs. For you, it means potentially understanding more quickly why your little one is distressed and what they want.

They will learn simple words like “milk”, “more”, “eat” and “done” alongside lots of singing and fun games.
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