Thanks to J&D's Food Inc. we can now all enjoy bacon without a calorie or carcinogen in sight.
The Seattle-based company are offering bacon boxers and bacon briefs for sale, claiming that they marry "the ultimate in comfort and cured meat".
According to J&D's, the smell of bacon will last through multiple wash cycles and wearings - but advise against purchasing if you own a large dog with sharp teeth (or work as a postman).
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And for those who wake up dreaming of fry ups, you can now make your fantasies a reality with this bacon scented pillowcase.
Wake up and smell the bacon, baby.
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Still not got your bacon fix? Check out more weird and wonderful gift ideas...
Bacon-Related Gifts That Actually Exist
Fifty Shades of Bacon Paperback(01 of49)
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According to Amazon, Fifty Shades Of Bacon is "an erotic cookbook that delves into the full bacon experience." Buy it here.
Bakon Vodka(02 of49)
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The makers of Bakon describe it as "A superior quality potato vodka with a savory bacon flavor. It's clean, crisp, and delicious. This is the only vodka you'll ever want to use to make a Bloody Mary or Caesar, and it's a complementary element of both sweet and savory drinks." Get the bacon-flavoured spirit here.
Bacon Condoms(03 of49)
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These condoms not only make your package look like bacon, they're also generously covered in bacon-flavoured lube. Tasty. You need to order them in from the US.
Bacon Flavoured Toothpaste(04 of49)
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Who needs minty fresh breath when you can smell like bacon all day? Get it here.
Look the belle of the ball with these stylish shoes.
Wakin' Shakin' Bacon Alarm Clock(15 of49)
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"The silly bacon dude dances, raps and sizzles to wake you up in a new and exciting way. Set the alarm and awake to him rapping about his love of bacon and the sizzle of bacon cooking." Grab one yourself.
Bacon Wallet(16 of49)
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Because bringing home the bacon isn't just about money. Get it.