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This Cat Doesn't Want Your Crappy Avocado Toast

Natasha Hinde— The Huffington Post UK

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You know that oh-so-tasty avocado toast you love so much?

Well, Ray the cat ain't got time for that.

Yeah, you heard. And what Ray says, goes.

Ray belongs to Alyssa, a 27-year-old foodie who loves kale chips and anything with avocado on it, reports Delish.

When Alyssa placed her latest food obsession, avocado on toast with Sriracha, in front of Ray - she was met with disapproval. And lots of it.

You see, Ray is a very harsh - but realistic - food critic. (She's a Sheba kinda gal). And when it comes to avocado toast, she just can't even.

"Ray loves Alyssa. But her penchant for trendy crap - like this annoying avocado toast - makes Ray want to take a long nap," says Delish. "Because Ray just don't care."

Ray, honey, we totally feel you. But we reckon you'd totally approve of these avocado toast upgrades...

Avocado Toast Upgrades

Miso-Tahini Avocado Toast With Black Sesame Gomashio(01 of16)

Get the Miso-Tahini Avocado Toast With Black Sesame Gomashio recipe from Dolly + Oatmeal (credit:Dolly + Oatmeal)

Mexican Grilled Corn Avocado Toast(02 of16)

Get the Mexican Grilled Corn Avocado Toast recipe from How Sweet It Is (credit:How Sweet It Is)

Avocado Toast With Cilantro Lime Cashew Cream(03 of16)

Get the Avocado Toast with Cilantro Lime Cashew Cream recipe from With Food + Love (credit:With Food + Love)

Salted Avocado Toast(04 of16)

Get the Salted Avocado Toast recipe from Marian Bull via Food52 (credit:James Ransom/Food52)

Avocado Grilled Cheese With Tomato Pesto(05 of16)

Get the Avocado Grilled Cheese with Tomato Pesto recipe from Half Baked Harvest (credit:Half Baked Harvest)

Dukkah And Avocado Toast(06 of16)

Get the Dukkah And Avocado Toast recipe from Faring Well (credit:Faring Well)

Autumn Avocado Toast(07 of16)

Get the Autumn Avocado Toast recipe from How Sweet It Is (credit:How Sweet It Is)

Garlic Bread Avocado Toast(08 of16)

Get the Garlic Bread Avocado Toast recipe from Two Peas And Their Pod (credit:Two Peas And Their Pod)

Chimichurri Avocado Toasts(09 of16)

Get the Chimichurri Avocado Toasts recipe from The Nutritional Epiphany (credit:The Nutritional Epiphany)

Goat Cheese Avocado Toast(10 of16)

Get the Goat Cheese Avocado Toast recipe from How Sweet It Is (credit:How Sweet It Is)

Lemon Avocado Toast And Nutty Basil Pesto(11 of16)

Get the Lemon Avocado Toast and Nutty Basil Pesto recipe from Healthy. Happy. Life. (credit:Healthy. Happy. Life.)

'Moroccan Guacamole' Toasts(12 of16)

Get the "Moroccan Guacamole" Toasts recipe with Fried Egg recipe from creamtea via Food52 (credit:James Ransom/Food52)

Avocado Toast With Smoked Salmon (13 of16)

Get the Avocado Toast with Smoked Salmon recipe from What's Gaby Cooking (credit:What's Gaby Cooking)

Avocado Toast With Chile Flakes And Crushed Pistachios(14 of16)

Get the Avocado Toast with Chile Flakes and Crushed Pistachios recipe from The Bitten Word (credit:The Bitten Word)

Avocado, Feta And Mint On Sourdough Toast(15 of16)

Get the Avocado, Feta, and Mint on Sourdough Toast recipe from Food in Durham (credit:James Ransom/Food52)

Avocado Toast With Pico De Gallo(16 of16)

Get the Avocado Toast with Pico de Gallo recipe from What's Gaby Cooking (credit:What's Gaby Cooking)

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