The Ultimate Christmas Jumper Diet: How To Fit Into Your Little Woolly Number

Forget LBD, We're All About The Xmas Jumper Diet
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You could avoid the mince pies, say no to extra potatoes at your office Christmas lunch and hit the gym every lunch time in order to squeeze into *insert name of generic black dress*. But what's the fun in that?

Surely that's what January is for.

Save the self-flagellation and buckle up for the HuffPost Xmas jumper diet...

The Christmas Jumper Diet
First, you need a fitspiration hero(01 of08)
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Then, get the perfect outfit(02 of08)
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Breakfast is the most important meal of the day(03 of08)
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Chocolate is basically a fruit (04 of08)
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But don't tell anyone about your secret stash(05 of08)
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Burgers are a superfood. How? Three words: protein, veg and carbs(06 of08)
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You need to get there fast when it comes to free office treats(07 of08)
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And if anyone ever suggests you're too obsessed with your diet...(08 of08)
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Christmas Jumpers For Women 2014
Patterned Fairisle Knit(01 of15)
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£55 from Topshop (credit:Topshop)
Sequins & Bows Jumper(02 of15)
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£25 from Marks and Spencer (credit:Marks and Spencer)
Pastel Roll Neck With Reindeer(03 of15)
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£38 from ASOS (credit:ASOS)
Two Penguins Fluffy Jumper(04 of15)
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£35 from Marks and Spencer (credit:Marks and Spencer)
Christmas Tree Jumper(05 of15)
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£28 from Marks and Spencer (credit:Marks and Spencer)
Santa Paws Jumper(06 of15)
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£14.99 from New Look (credit:New Look)
DIY Christmas Tree Jumper(07 of15)
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£22.99 from Missguided (credit:Missguided)
Green Christmas Jumper(08 of15)
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£40 from Topshop (credit:Topshop)
Penguin Jumper(09 of15)
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£42 from Urban Outfitters (credit:Urban Outfitters)
This Girl (10 of15)
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£30 from ASOS (credit:ASOS)
Grey Reindeer Jumper(11 of15)
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£35 from River Island (credit:River Island)
5 Gold Rings Jumper(12 of15)
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£35 from Marks and Spencer (credit:Marks and Spencer)
Cream Fairisle Jumper(13 of15)
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£36 from ASOS (credit:ASOS)
March On Jumper(14 of15)
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£99 from Ted Baker (via John Lewis) (credit:John Lewis / Ted Baker)
Highland Check Jumper(15 of15)
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£40 from Topshop (credit:Topshop)
Christmas Jumpers For Men 2014
Mickey Mouse Christmas Sweatshirt(01 of14)
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£26 from ASOS (credit:ASOS)
Navy Reindeer Jumper(02 of14)
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£28 from River Island (credit:River Island)
This Guy Loves Christmas Jumper(03 of14)
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£19.99 from New Look (via ASOS) (credit:New Look / ASOS)
Cream Reindeer Dash Jumper(04 of14)
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£30 from Topman (credit:Topman)
Merry Xmas Jumper(05 of14)
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£12 from Asda George (credit:Asda George)
Blue Snowman Jumper(06 of14)
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£20 from River Island (credit:River Island)
Christmas Jumper With Tinsel(07 of14)
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£32 from ASOS (credit:ASOS)
Blue Robin Jumper(08 of14)
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£25 from Marks and Spencer (credit:Marks and Spencer)
Bright Red Snowman Jumper(09 of14)
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£32 from ASOS (credit:ASOS)
Cream Fairisle Knit(10 of14)
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£36 from ASOS (credit:ASOS)
Reindeer Knit(11 of14)
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£30 from Topman (credit:Topman)
Polar Bear Jumper(12 of14)
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£35 from River Island (via ASOS) (credit:ASOS)
Merry Christmas Blue And Grey Jumper(13 of14)
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£28 from Topman (credit:Topman)
Santa Sweatshirt(14 of14)
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£26 from ASOS (credit:ASOS)