Grandma Was Completely Unaware She Bought Six-Year-Old Granddaughter A NSFW Picture Book

A mum was left speechless with laughter when she opened an innocent-looking picture book given to her six-year-old daughter by her grandmother only to discover it was full of obscenities.

“I’m dying,” the mum called Tiffany, tweeted. “My mum bought this book for my six-year-old and I just called to ask if she had actually opened the book. She hadn’t.”

The book - ‘If Animals Could Talk’ by Carla Butwin and Josh Cassidy - is a book for adults, described as being “definitely not for all ages”.

The first page Tiffany saw when she opened the book was a polar bear saying: “I think I have a coke problem” and a kangaroo saying: “Where the fuck are my keys”.

Tiffany wrote: “I couldn’t even talk when I called [my mum].”

Within 24 hours, Tiffany’s tweet has had 35,000 retweets and nearly 100,000 likes. She started to share some more pages in the book.

There’s the foul-mouthed chick.

And the sausage dog hurling insults.

Despite not all being NSFW, all the pages Tiffany tweeted weren’t exactly suitable for kids.

As you’d expect, most people found the book hilarious.

Before You Go

Yes, You CAN Make A Family Walk Fun

Don't say 'who wants to go for a walk?'(01 of08)

Reframe a walk so it's enticing and exciting using words like explore, play, adventure.Who wants to climb a castle or who wants to find some treasure or skim stones? (credit:Alexander Nicholson via Getty Images)

Don't plod in a straight line - and back again.(02 of08)

Choose a wiggly walk and terrain made for adventuring. "It's all about keeping children's minds off putting one foot in front of another," says Clare Lewis. (credit:Stephen Lux via Getty Images)

Always have an appealing destination - and make pit-stops along the way.(03 of08)

It could be a café with their favourite hot chocolate or their 'secret' place like a climbing tree. Make regular stops to admire natural curiosities, make a den, whittle a stick or play in water or whatever you fancy. Encourage your kids to take photos. Clare Lewis's family always take 'scroggin'; a New Zealand name for a hikers' mix of nuts and seeds, dried fruit and chocolate to keep energy levels up. (credit:ArtMarie via Getty Images)

Join forces with another family or get the kids to bring their friends.(04 of08)

Children love the sociability of a walk and bringing friends increases their activity as they challenge each other to jump the highest or widest, splash in puddles, climb trees or find the best stick. (credit:Alistair Berg via Getty Images)

Walk together in a chatty clod, not a single line with you barking 'come on, keep up'(05 of08)

There may be times you have to walk in a line, but take turns with who's the leader. Also, let your children choose the route (within reason!). (credit:Bounce via Getty Images)

Play games as you go.(06 of08)

Hide-and-seek, capture the flag or ambushes - sending kids on ahead so they can jump out on you - are all favourites. Bring a ball or a Frisbee to play with too. (credit:JLPH via Getty Images)

Turn your walk into a treasure hunt. Or an obstacle course.(07 of08)

Children love places to clamber over like a rocky beach or challenges like climbing trees or jumping over streams. Challenge children to touch that tree and run back, hopscotch between the pavement cracks or run along the low wall. "You could go on a shape walk, finding stones, shells and leaves that are all the same shape," suggests Clare Lewis, co-author of Adventure Walks for Families in and Around London. (credit:Imgorthand via Getty Images)

End on a high.(08 of08)

Match a walk to your kids' ages. You don't want want to leave them exhausted. Talk up what fun you had, so next time you suggest an adventure walk they leap at the chance. (credit:ArtMarie via Getty Images)