Killer Whale(01 of24)
Open Image ModalWatch out, girl in a sexy seal costume! (credit:Imgur/Yandy)
Corn(02 of24)
Open Image ModalJust ... what? Either you're a HUGE fan of corn, or you drew the shortest straw. Guessing the latter. (credit:Yandy)
Olaf From 'Frozen'(03 of24)
Open Image ModalWe can definitely let this one go. (credit:Imgur/Yandy)
Body Bag(04 of24)
Open Image ModalRight. (credit:Imgur)
Bert(05 of24)
Open Image ModalWhat would Ernie think? Wait, don't answer that. (credit:Imgur/Yandy)
More 'Sesame Street' Characters(06 of24)
Open Image ModalA hairy blue monster from a children's show that eats nothing but cookies all day? SEXY. (credit:Popular Character Costumes)
'Biscuit Beast'(07 of24)
Open Image Modal... Or if the REAL Cookie Monster is too sexy for you, there's always "Biscuit Beast." (credit:Imgur)
Crayons(08 of24)
Open Image ModalPerhaps the person who thought this was a good idea ATE a lot of crayons as a child. That would make sense. (credit:Buy Costumes)
Sudoku(09 of24)
Open Image ModalOkay, this is just numbers on a dress. (credit:Buy Costumes)
Taxi Driver(10 of24)
Open Image ModalIf you've seen a real taxi driver lately, chances are you don't fantasize about him wearing something like this. (credit:Spirit Halloween)
Real Estate Agent(11 of24)
Open Image ModalShe'll sell you a house, and then ... give you some papers to sign. (credit:eBay)
Medical Marijuana Dispenser(12 of24)
Open Image ModalThat's it! EVERY profession has to be sexy now. (credit:Yandy)
CSI Agent(13 of24)
Open Image ModalHave you seen that show? The actors are already way hotter than any CSI in real life, so this just takes it even further. We can't see the benefit of wearing a skirt that high while collecting evidence. (credit:Costume Supercenter)
French Fries(14 of24)
Open Image ModalSorry, Freedom Fries costume. (credit:Yandy)
Pizza(15 of24)
Open Image ModalYou're gonna get a lot of "toppings" jokes, just forewarning. (credit:Yandy)
Nun(16 of24)
Open Image ModalAh, love the Biblically accurate high heels. (credit:ForeplayCatalog.com)
Skittles(17 of24)
Open Image ModalDress the rainbow. (credit:Buy Costumes)
Grateful Dead Bear(18 of24)
Open Image ModalEverything the Dead were all about probably. (credit:Buy Costumes)
Waldo(19 of24)
Open Image ModalYou didn't have to make it sexy for us to find you. (credit:Buy Costumes)
Wednesday from 'The Addams Family'(20 of24)
Open Image ModalLet's try to remember when we think up these "sexy" costumes, it's best if the character they're modeled after isn't an underage girl. (credit:Buy Costumes)
Peasant(21 of24)
Open Image ModalOh come on, what peasant in the history of peasantry has EVER looked like that? (credit:Halloween Express)
Miss Scissorhands(22 of24)
Open Image ModalYeah, disfigured mechanical scissor hands... SEXY. (credit:Halloween Express)
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles(23 of24)
Open Image ModalThey couldn't be this sexy if they really lived in a sewer, ate nothing but pizza, and took orders from a giant rat. (credit: Yandy)
Brian from 'Family Guy'(24 of24)
Open Image ModalOh yeah. They went there. (credit:Buy Costumes)