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Sex Toys That Are Guaranteed To Give You Nightmares Including The Baby Jesus Butt Plug

9 Sex Toys That Will Give You Nightmares (NSFW)
Natasha Hinde
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When it comes to sex toys, we've seen some things.

But nothing could ever prepare us for the likes of the vajankle, the dragon's tongue or (sorry in advance) the baby Jesus butt plug.

And yes, the latter is exactly what you think it is.

Intrigued? We'll leave you to peruse this handful of nightmarish sex objects...

9 Sex Toys That'll Give You Nightmares
The Nympho Ultra Finger Vibrator (01 of09)
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Or a lethal weapon?Buy it here. (credit:desireandpleasure.co.uk)
The Vajankle(02 of09)
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For those who love feet more than anything. In the world. Ever.Buy it here. (credit:Sin Boutique)
Hulk - 12” silicone dildo(03 of09)
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Monstrous...View a selection of other superhero themed sex toys here... (credit:Tumblr/Sarmai)
Double Trouble Cock Ring(04 of09)
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Which also happens to look like a crab...Buy it here.
Dick Screw Twist(05 of09)
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Yes it goes in the end of a penis.Yes, we're scared too.Buy it here. (credit:http://shop.oxballs.com/)
Dragon's Tongue(06 of09)
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For those who enjoyed The Hobbit a little bit too much...Buy it here (credit:http://bad-dragon.com/)
I Rub My Duckie Bondage Black/Red (07 of09)
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Not that terrifying to be honest. But we'll never look at a rubber duck in the same way again...Buy it here.
Mr Jack Mouth Masturbator (With Moustache)(08 of09)
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Just why?Buy it here. (credit:nawtythings.com)
Baby Jesus Butt Plug(09 of09)
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There are no words.Buy it here. (credit:Divine Interventions)

SEE ALSO:

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