Christmas time is almost upon us. While for most it's synonymous with mince pies, gift wrapping and festive cheer, there's another darker side to this fun-filled season.
Sexy santa outfits.
Now, we're not just talking the standard Ann Summers job. Not even their saucy elf ones...
A new breed of 'sexy' costumes are here, and they're trying to ruin Christmas.
Don't believe us? Here are 19 things we found on the internet that will make you want to cry a bit:
19 Worst Sexy Christmas Costumes (list)
Jingle Bells Temptation Teddy(01 of19)
£26 from Yandy.com
Apparently you're "sure to get your bells jingled" in this green monstrosity... by someone with 'confusing' feelings towards Christmas trees.
Apparently you're "sure to get your bells jingled" in this green monstrosity... by someone with 'confusing' feelings towards Christmas trees.
Naughty Santa Chemise(02 of19)
£16 from Yandy.com
'Chemise' is used in the loosest term possible here.
'Chemise' is used in the loosest term possible here.
Velvet Bikini Set(03 of19)
£32 from Yandy.com
This looks like something Pamela Anderson would have worn in Playboy in the 90s, which sounds OK if she wasn't the only person in the world that could pull this off.
This looks like something Pamela Anderson would have worn in Playboy in the 90s, which sounds OK if she wasn't the only person in the world that could pull this off.
Rudolph Reindeer Romper(04 of19)
£72.69 from SparklingStrawberry.com
Is this beastiality? No. But spending the best part of £100 on this is equally as reprehensible.
Is this beastiality? No. But spending the best part of £100 on this is equally as reprehensible.
Scrooges Fantasy(07 of19)
£35 from AmiClubwear.com
Top points for the best/worst costume name ever though.
Top points for the best/worst costume name ever though.
Evil Santa(08 of19)
£35 from AmiClubwear.com
Evil Santa or weird sexy pirate? You decide.
Evil Santa or weird sexy pirate? You decide.
Santa's Naughty Helper Open Cut Bustier Set(09 of19)
£15 from Yandy.com
There's sexy Christmas underwear, and then there's this.
There's sexy Christmas underwear, and then there's this.
Santa Fishnet Dress(10 of19)
£20 from Yandy.com
Because nothing says Christmas like fishnet.
Because nothing says Christmas like fishnet.
Miss Claus Envy(11 of19)
£35 from AmiClubwear.com
This might actually be quite fun to wear around the house, like an ageing Hollywood film star... but more smashed on eggnog.
This might actually be quite fun to wear around the house, like an ageing Hollywood film star... but more smashed on eggnog.
Sexy Snowman Fishnet Teddy(12 of19)
£37 from Yandy.com
There's just something so wrong about this (it has a cut-out bum, though).
There's just something so wrong about this (it has a cut-out bum, though).
Snowman Bikini(14 of19)
£32 from Yandy.com
More sexy snowman fodder. This time, with a hood to cover your face so the fantasy's even realer.
More sexy snowman fodder. This time, with a hood to cover your face so the fantasy's even realer.
Nikki Bustier Set(15 of19)
£13 from IntimatesCare.com
Please don't wear this to your office Christmas party.
Please don't wear this to your office Christmas party.
Santa Vixen Wrap Around Top And Shorts(16 of19)
£12 from IntimatesCare.com
Not the worst, but it's still pretty damn hideous.
Not the worst, but it's still pretty damn hideous.
Sexy Sequin Santa Costume(17 of19)
£4 from Dear-Lover.com
Can we just take a moment to think about what happened this Photoshop disaster? What happened to the model's original face? Did she look like she wanted to die?
Can we just take a moment to think about what happened this Photoshop disaster? What happened to the model's original face? Did she look like she wanted to die?
Sexy Christmas Lights Set(18 of19)
£17 from Yandy.com
For everyone who's ever looked at a Christmas light and thought, "I kind of want to do that."
For everyone who's ever looked at a Christmas light and thought, "I kind of want to do that."
Sexy Mrs Clause Holiday Costume(19 of19)
£12 from AmiClubwear.com
This looks like something off Gladiators.
This looks like something off Gladiators.
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Celebrities In Sexy Santa Outfits
Destiny's Child(01 of18)
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Taylor Swift(02 of18)
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Miley Cyrus(03 of18)
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Katy Perry(04 of18)
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Audrina Patridge(05 of18)
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Barbara Palvin(06 of18)
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Jenny McCarthy(07 of18)
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Gisele Bundchen(08 of18)
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Miranda Kerr(09 of18)
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Mariah Carey(10 of18)
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Katy Perry(11 of18)
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Pamela Anderson(12 of18)
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Jessica Simpson(13 of18)
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Christina Aguilera(14 of18)
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LeAnn Rimes(15 of18)
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Tyra Banks(16 of18)
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Paris Hilton(17 of18)
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Mariah Carey(18 of18)
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