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11 Signs You're A Fresher

11 Signs You're A Fresher
The Huffington Post UK
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You've pre-bought tickets to events, you're going to the Fresher's Ball, and you put maximum effort into every single fancy dress night you can possibly attend.

It's pretty obvious you're a fresher. From a fully-functioning printer to a full fridge, there's a fair few tell-tale signs you're a newbie at uni. But it's ok, this time next year you'll be laughing at those poor new souls who don't know any better.

Signs you're a fresher
You're going to a traffic light party(01 of11)
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Seriously, no-one goes to those. (credit:Dominic Lipinski/PA Archive)
You pretend you like your housemate/coursemate(02 of11)
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You'll hang around with them and be besties because you know absolutely no-one else.Then you'll find better people and you won't have to pretend you like them anymore (credit:Emma Innocenti via Getty Images)
You've joined every society available(03 of11)
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Yep, even custard-wrestling. Even though you will never, ever go (credit:sot via Getty Images)
You pretend you don't miss your parents(04 of11)
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Parents? They're so not cool. I'm totally not missing them. At all.*weeps self to sleep* (credit:Keith Levit via Getty Images)
You go to every lecture(05 of11)
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Even the 9am ones. Yeah, that won't last (credit:maximili via Getty Images)
You have your own fully-functioning printer(06 of11)
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With ink. And paper.It won't last (credit:macbrianmun via Getty Images)
You just set the fire alarm off(07 of11)
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This will happen at 3am, even if you so much as look at your oven. And you will piss everyone off. (credit:Adam Gault via Getty Images)
You've joined the gym, and you fully believe you'll go(08 of11)
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HAHAHAHA. (credit:Blend Images - Assembly via Getty Images)
You have a fridge full of healthy products(09 of11)
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Or any food, because your parents have stocked you up.Trust us, a few weeks in, nothing but a slab of mouldy cheese and a half-used tin of beans will be staring back at you. (credit:Ljupco via Getty Images)
You bought all the books off your reading list(10 of11)
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Brand new.Don't worry, you'll learn (credit:Phil Ashley via Getty Images)
You just ran out of toilet paper. While on the toilet(11 of11)
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This will happen once. But it will never, EVER happen again (credit:Chip Simons via Getty Images)
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