The Victoria's Secret Christmas 2016 Advert Is Here And It Might Be Trying To Brainwash You

What the hell just happened?

The 2016 Victoria’s Secret holiday commercial is here and at the risk of sounding wildly clichéd... Christmas. Has. Come. Early.

It also might be trying to brain wash you a bit.

Modelling the lingerie brand’s finest festive wares, the Angels heat up a snowy landscape to the tune of ‘Santa, Baby’, while some strange and confusing things happen.

Do you feel that? The small voice inside you telling, no, urging you to deck yourself out in white, sparkly underwear despite all previous reservations?

VS has spoken: it’s not tacky, it’s a thing.

Secondly, whoever directed the advert has created a mind maze, ‘Inception’-style set where people get sucked into gift boxes and trapped inside Christmas baubles whilst simultaneously existing between land and sky.

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Check out all the models starring in the ad below and see if you can piece together some sense out of the whole baffling thing, because all we want to do now is go shopping

 

Adriana Lima

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Josephine Skriver

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Elsa Hosk

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Jasmine Tookes

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Lily Aldridge

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Alessandra Ambrosio

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Before You Go

Christmas Lingerie 2016
Nasty Gal Wonderland Bra and Panty Set(01 of12)
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£41 from nastygal.com (credit:Nasty Gal)
Agent Provocateur Christalina Bra and Big Brief(02 of12)
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£395 and £295 from agentprovocateur.com (credit:Agent Provocateur)
Victoria's Secret Satin Kimono(03 of12)
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£45 from victoriassecret.com (credit:Victorias Secret)
Missguided Pom Pom Bra and Knicker(04 of12)
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£20 and £10 from missguided.co.uk (credit:Missguided)
Gilda & Pearl Diana Marabou Kimono(05 of12)
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£380 from gildapearl.co.uk (credit:Gilda & Pearl)
Agent Provocateur Trianna Body Chain(06 of12)
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£395 from agentprovocateur.com (credit:Agent Provocateur)
Victoria's Secret High-Waist Cheekini Panty(07 of12)
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£89 from victoriassecret.com (credit:Victorias Secret)
L'Agent Mariona Bra, Suspender and Brief(08 of12)
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£45, £35 and £26 from lagentbyap.com (credit:L'Agent)
Gilda & Pearl Harlow Bra and Knicker(09 of12)
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£100 and £80 from gildapearl.co.uk (credit:Gilda & Pearl)
Coco de Mer Alyssa Robe(10 of12)
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£595 from coco-de-mer.com (credit:Coco de Mer)
Lolli Cirque Sequin Bra and Bloomer(11 of12)
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£54 and £80 from nastygal.com (credit:Nasty Gal)
Missguided Halter Bra and Lace Trim Thong(12 of12)
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£22 and £8 from missguided.co.uk (credit:Missguided)