Plus, how will you clear up the mess?
Mike Rampton is a freelance writer. He is always tired. He likes bad jokes and lives next door to a graveyard.
Just another thing nobody thinks to mention before your baby arrives.
23/01/2019 11:04 GMT
No surprise that most of it's about 💩
22/01/2019 15:51 GMT
Featuring wineries – because come on, it's not just about the kids.
18/01/2019 06:00 GMT
If Reese Witherspoon finds it tough, what hope for the rest of us?
17/01/2019 06:00 GMT
"With mental ill-health a major concern nationally, there’s a pressing need to understand the causes."
17/01/2019 00:01 GMT
Why can't I eat poo? Where do thoughts come from? Do you have a tail? 😳
16/01/2019 11:58 GMT
From Adorable Little Sh*ts To Teenage Curse Machines: The 6 Stages Of Swearing Every Parent Will Endure
The difficult thing about trying not to swear, is that children do a lot of things that might cause you to swear.
11/01/2019 06:00 GMT
“We will support parents – they need support, trust me!”
09/01/2019 12:37 GMT
Writer mum suggests 'amputating' her experience online feels 'abusive'.
09/01/2019 12:02 GMT
Cos where's the fun in being one of four Michaels in a class?
08/01/2019 14:55 GMT
If you’re even awake past 10 tonight, you deserve a badge.
02/01/2019 11:12 GMT
You can get washable nappies in every colour and design under the sun.
02/01/2019 06:00 GMT
The jokes are where the magic lies. The jokes are what make Christmas.
21/12/2018 06:00 GMT
"Can you just parent yourself today, darling?"
20/12/2018 06:00 GMT
Being A Father Of Daughters Shouldn't Make You Less Sexist – And If It Does, Then That's Nothing To Be Proud Of
Only caring now that it directly affects someone you love is, at best, deeply strange, and not really anything to be celebrated
19/12/2018 15:07 GMT
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