1. Scurvy is a legitimate worry.
2. Seminar preparation? What seminar preparation?
3. Tiredness is the ultimate enemy.
4. When you realise living away from home means you have to do your own cleaning.
5. Don’t worry, it’s not like I have a 9am lecture or anything.
6. Nutella has hazelnuts in it - that’s kind of healthy, right?
7. I probably shouldn’t have bought all those shots the other night.
8. Hypothermia isn’t that bad.
9. At least you made it to the library.
10. Real talk.