17/08/2017 14:02 BST | Updated 17/08/2017 15:20 BST

A-Level Results Day And What Happens If You F*ck It Up

Good luck!

It’s A-level results day and the kind people of Twitter have been mollycoddling all those nervous teens worried about a post-D average existence.

But what do those smug celebrities know? Here’s the reality of failure.

Get Used To Dark Spaces

Not Sure If This Is A Good Thing Or A Bad Thing

People Will Still Speak To You. Kind Of

And If Pasties Are More Your Thing Try A Pigeon Suit

Make It A Flame Retardant Pigeon Suit

You Can Still Aim High Though

And If You’re Really Worried...

But There Is Hope

And if all else fails, drink.

Good luck!