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11 Reasons Not To Watch BBC Question Time

Status Quo are on the other channel.
Chris York
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Senior Editor, HuffPost UK

BBC Question Time is on tonight - to some a weekly joy, to others a nightmare not to be endured.

Here are some of the more incredible excuses not to watch...

1) The classic ‘flamethrower’ trick.

Not watching #bbcqt. Decided to apply a flame-thrower to my nasal hair instead as it'll be a far more relaxing & enjoyable experience.

— David Schneider (@davidschneider) December 3, 2015

2) This madness is rumoured to broadcast.

BIO-DIMBLEBY PARADES DOWN THE "SALISBURY" HIGH STREET, WITH DRUNKEN CHILDREN SPILLING OUT OF THE LOCAL DISCOTHEQUE TO CATCH A GLIMPSE #BBCQT

— DIMBLEBOT (@DIMBLEBOT) September 15, 2016

3) Alastair Campbell. Period.

Not sure I can bear #Bbcqt tonight with Lord Arrogance Campbell preaching.

— Jwilson (@Mumtoposie) September 15, 2016

Home in time for lies, deceit, bullshit, self-aggrandizing and more lies. And that'll just be @campbellclaret #bbcqt

— Thomas (@notmyconcern) September 15, 2016

4) (Perceived) Bias

Here follows a party political broadcast on behalf of #Labour aka #bbcqt #justsaying

— David Vance (@DVATW) September 15, 2016

5) Medical Emergencies.

I think I'm about to rupture something. #bbcqt

— @markinreading (@markinreading) September 15, 2016

Ok I'm going to risk #bbcqt & see how long it is before my blood pressure rises! May need #meditation 😂😂

— ⚘Pam Charles⚘ (@charlespR2D2) September 15, 2016

6) Boozin’

Want to avoid Twitter because I'm on a train missing #bbcqt so will have to catch up tomorrow but equally want to chat loads of drunk shit

— Matt Turner (@MattTurner4L) September 15, 2016

7) The Quo

#bbcqt Why waste my time watching that?

Press the Red Button, watch #StatusQuo instead!

— Alex R (@Seaho) September 15, 2016

8) A Potential Return To The Cold War

In a surprising turn, the panel on tonights #bbcqt will be arguing for full communism. And there is also a diarist.

— Jonathon Kitson (@JonathonKitson) September 15, 2016

9) Anna Soubry. Period.

Oh no. It's not Anna Soubry is it. Damn.

Not sure if I can stomach an hour of this tonight#bbcqt

— Dean MacSwigger (@deanmacswigger) September 15, 2016

Can't wait for Anna Soubry to start her tantrum about brexit and the inevitable loving of David Cameron's legacy #bitter #bbcqt

— 20Dec (@decsman88) September 15, 2016

10) RAGE!!!

Oh god. #bbcqt is on tonight. It always makes me so angry but I know I will end up watching anyway.😑

— Tess (@tessoc) September 15, 2016

11) A Lack Of Suitable Weaponry

Got my pea shooter ready for Question Time #bbcqt pic.twitter.com/F1T2lt6ogc

— Karlos (@liverpoolgig) September 15, 2016

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