These People Have Already Broken Their Resolutions, So We Can All Breathe A Sigh Of Relief

In case you were worried about breaking your New Year’s resolutions in the next few weeks, some heroes have really taken the pressure off by failing by 3 January.

Now we can all go back to being the same versions of ourselves (the ones that believe walking to the fridge constitutes exercise).

Praise be.

When it's only Week 1 of the new year and you've already broken all of your resolutions pic.twitter.com/UHTqXL3iAi
— MARV (@marvthewise) January 3, 2017

i've only had 3 new year resolutions and i've broken 12 already
— leighann (@leighannaverill) January 3, 2017

An update on my healthy eating New Year resolution pic.twitter.com/Xo3Tlqrf9M
— Paul Hutcheon (@paulhutcheon) January 1, 2017

My Dad, coming in from a cigarette:
"well, I've broken my new year's resolution"
— Sid Wick (@OnMyWick) January 1, 2017

My main new year's resolution is to not be late everywhere I go and I am starting tomorrow because I've ALREADY BROKEN IT
— ayla (@negelirelden) December 31, 2016

New Year's Resolution: Exercise more
Began: approx. 8 AM, Jan 1
Broken: approx. 8:00:07 AM, Jan 1
Reason: difficulty in putting on sock
— carol hedges (@carolJhedges) January 1, 2017

I won't break nor lose another phone this year I promise
— Bianca Reyes (@bienquerois) December 31, 2016

Guess who dropped her phone (in the presence of her parents) face-first onto the floor from our 4ft-high bar table??? YA THAT IDIOT IS ME
— Bianca Reyes (@bienquerois) January 1, 2017

When you've already broken every one of your new year resolutions pic.twitter.com/KOrntZMVRz
— Frances Greenway (@FrancesTeresaa) January 2, 2017

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