Denise Welch Cracking Tom Cruise Up With Dirty Jokes Is Not The Video We Expected To See Today

The Loose Women star was invited to give a speech at Sir Michael Cain's 90th birthday celebrations.

Remember the time Denise Welch stunned the world with a picture of her cosying up to Jared Leto at Coachella? Well, she’s outdone herself with yet another A-list encounter.

The Loose Women panellist has surprised fans with a video of her cracking Tom Cruise up with dirty jokes at a dinner party.

Denise and Tom – who is in the UK filming the latest Mission: Impossible film – were both guests at Michael Cain’s 90th birthday celebration earlier this week, where the former Waterloo Road star was invited to give a speech.

Standing at the head of the table, Densy could be heard saying in a video she shared on Instagram: “Only the other morning, [Michael’s wife] Shakira said she heard a scream from downstairs. It was Michael shouting, ‘Shakira look, there’s a parcel, my Olympic condoms have come.’

“He said, ‘I’m going to wear the gold ones tonight’, and she said, ‘Why not wear the silver and come fucking second for a change’.”

The camera then turned around to show Tom, who was sat next to Michael, in hysterics at Denise’s joke.

Sharing the clip, she wrote on Instagram: “Such an honour to be asked by Shakira to say a few words at Sir Michael Caines’ 90th birthday!!! He loves a dirty joke and so does @tomcruise it appears!!!! Great night and amazing company.”

It appears that Denise may have wheeled out the joke before, however, as her former Loose Women colleague Andrea McLean commented: “Still the best joke ever!!”

Denise later posted a selfie with the Mission: Impossible star on her Instagram Story.

Denise Welch and Tom Cruise
Denise Welch and Tom Cruise

So far, 2023 has proved to be quite a year for Denise mingling with A-listers.

Back in January, she was seen living it up backstage at a 1975 gig with Taylor Swift and Florence Welch, after attending to support her son, frontman Matty Healy.


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