The Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week

"My child is disappointed to learn that I, a burn surgeon, have never treated someone for a lava-related injury."

Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. To that end, every week, we round up the most hilarious quips from parents on Twitter to spread the joy.

Scroll down to read the latest batch, and follow @HPUKPaarents on Twitter for more!