The Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week

"I used the old 'I gave birth to you' on my daughter, she said 'That was one time.'"

Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. To that end, every week, we round up the most hilarious quips from parents on Twitter to spread the joy.

Scroll down to read the latest batch, and follow @HPUKParentsH on Twitter for more!

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