And yet it’s all so Gwyneth Paltrow.
On Thursday, jurors found that the Oscar-winning actor was not at fault for the collision with retired optometrist Terry Sanderson.
Jurors returned the verdict after just over two hours of deliberation, apportioning “100%” of the blame for the accident on Sanderson.
For the past two weeks, the live-streamed trial featured starstruck (and bumbling) lawyers, utterly bizarre lines of questioning, quotable soundbites, indecipherable doodlings, expensive outfits and lots of blinking – which all fed the internet’s insatiable appetite for memes.
Over to you Twitter…
From the off, we were obsessed
The trial had a Big Gay Following from day 1
Most observers were left scratching their heads as to what actually went down
Oh hang on, here’s Dr. Irving Scher to explain it all with a big marker pen
Got it? Us neither. But at least someone has...
Many were here simply for the looks
Sorry, we meant lewks
Honestly, the Goop of it all
A mini series will surely follow...
But seriously, is there really any point?
We’d be here for this though...
Before the verdict was announced, people were speculating how it would all end
Some already thought they knew...
On Thursday 30 March, jurors found Gwyneth was not at fault for the collision.
Jurors returned a verdict in favour of the Oscar-winning actor after just over two hours of deliberation, apportioning “100%” of the blame for the accident to Mr Sanderson.
Only question is: what are we going to watch now?