9 Kitsch Christmas Decorations To Make Your Tree Gloriously Tacky

From dinosaurs to Fleabag-inspired delights, this Noel is all about novelty.

Forget matching baubles and throw classiness out of the window because kitsch decorations are all the rage this Christmas – the more gaudy, the better.

With the general election dominating pre-Christmas chat, these cheery, Pat Butcher-esque delights couldn’t have come at a better time to lighten the mood. Think bright colours, cultural references and obscene volumes of tackiness.

They also make great gifts for pals ahead of the 25th. ’Tis the season to be silly, after all.

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Paperchase

Never mind reindeer, dinosaurs are the animal of the season over at Paperchase. We particularly like this blue guy who comes complete with candy cane. Rudolf, who?

And Tied With A Bow/Etsy

If you’re still in mourning for the end of Fleabag (same), then relive the magic with an ornament dedicated to the show. Now, where’s that priest?

ASOS
ASOS
ASOS

The perfect pressie for pals who’ve stuck with Veganuary right through to December. Because trust us, they will already be getting enough vegan cookbooks come Christmas day.

Embroidery by KGDesign/Etsy

Know a friend who loves brunch? Addicted to avocado on toast yourself? Live your best, cliché millennial life with this sequin decoration that’s handmade to order.

Posh Totty Designs Interiors, Not On The High Street

Turkey dinners are overrated, if you ask us, and we’d rather be celebrating the birth of Christ with Domino’s. But until we get our mums on board, this bauble will suffice.

ASOS
ASOS
ASOS

Spice up your Christmas with this dazzling girl power-inspired boot. It’s the perfect prezzie for anyone still recovering from the event of the year (aka the Spice Girls Reunion Tour). We really, really want it.

Oliver Bonas
Oliver Bonas
Oliver Bonas

Speaking of spice, this hot sauce decoration will be adored by friends and relatives who insist on dousing every meal with pure fire. Extra points for the cute beading details.

Paperchase

This mermaid is one hundred percent ready to take her shining place on your Christmas tree. Ditch the fairy and let her do her thing.

Aubergine
Etsy
Aubergine

Last but by no means least, nothing is guaranteed to please the crowd quite like this aubergine emoji decoration. Your nan won’t get the joke, your siblings will be delighted. If that’s not a win-win, we don’t know what is.

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