23 Brilliantly Funny Valentine's Day Cards For 2021

Everything sucks, except these cards.

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This year will be a Valentine’s Day like no other, as couples across the UK stay home.

There won’t be romantic dinners at your favourite restaurant, trips to the cinema, or *any* evening out that you might’ve enjoyed in previous years.

Instead, the sofa – like it has been for a year now – is calling once again. Takeaways shall be ordered. Dine-in-for-two meals will be prepared. And Netflix shall be watched.

Whether you’re spending February 14 with the person you’ve seen every day for the past year or you’re separated from your Valentine, there are plenty of lockdown appropriate cards to help make the day count.

Here are some of the best.

Valentine's Day card
Valentine's Day card
Valentine's Day card
Valentine's Day card
I love you so much that it has me in tiers
I love you so much that it has me in tiers
Valentine's Day card
Valentine's Day card
There's no one else I'd rather be in a bubble with
There's no one else I'd rather be in a bubble with
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Valentine's Day card
Valentine's Day card
Valentine's Day card

‘You light my Pfizer’, £3.19, Scribbler

You light my Pfizer
You light my Pfizer
I love the way you roll
I love the way you roll
Valentine's Day card
Valentine's Day card
Valentine's Day card
Valentine's Day card
Wine me, dine me, sanitise me
Wine me, dine me, sanitise me
I love you but I look forward to seeing less of you
I love you but I look forward to seeing less of you
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Valentine's love coupons
Everything is shit but at least we have each other
Everything is shit but at least we have each other
The science is saying you're the one
The science is saying you're the one
We got through everything and didn't kill each other
We got through everything and didn't kill each other
You are essential to me
You are essential to me
Saving this hug for you!
Saving this hug for you!
We are sofa king age together!
We are sofa king age together!

‘Will you be my quarantine?’, £1.79, Card Factory

Will you be my quarantine?
Will you be my quarantine?
I keep my distance, but you still catch my eye
I keep my distance, but you still catch my eye
To my quarantine buddy, with love
To my quarantine buddy, with love