9 Tweets That Prove Kids Are Creepy As Hell

Don't leave us alone with them.

Most of the time our children are completely adorable (admittedly when they’re sleeping), but sometimes they can say the creepiest things.

It’s not that we are frightened of them. But we’d just really like to know what’s going on in their head...

1. When they just want some skittles.

This kid asked me for some skittles but I had just finished them so he stared at me like this the entire flight pic.twitter.com/Doavgl6ZX1

— kanye (@HussSrour) September 3, 2015

2. When they decorate the house.

3. When they make new friends.

4. When they really need to work on their small talk.

(Man hobbles into grocery store using a cane)
5: HEY MOM THAT MAN IS USING A WALKING STICK BC HIS BONES AREN'T STRONG & HE'LL DIE SOON RIGHT

— Sweatpants Cher (@House_Feminist) June 3, 2016

5. When they just want to wish you a Happy Birthday.

My 11-year old's birthday card to me. #blessed pic.twitter.com/URbZEQmmQa

— Brian Sack (@brian_sack) October 5, 2015

6. When they don’t make threats lightly.

The 7 yo's got a flair for the dramatic. pic.twitter.com/dxmmJEJX1x

— Mel (@meliperr) April 10, 2016

7. When they see into the future.

"In my dream, I throwed fire on somebody and them died. I'm about to die."

--3yo,
in today's production of Kids Say the Creepiest Things

— Courtney Cantrell (@courtcan) December 31, 2015

8. When you wish you weren’t home alone with them.

Scary things kids say at dinner: "its dark outside. Its not scary outside. People scary outside." Starts crying. No one outside #wtf

— Eric Quirk (@ericsquirk) January 16, 2016

9. When they just want the final word in an argument.

"@GirlNotes: Kids say the darnedest things pic.twitter.com/sUvNi5ua6W" dayumm this kid is scary

— 彡king彡 (@lefemalenincast) October 18, 2014

Please don’t leave us alone with them.

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