21/05/2018 12:21 BST | Updated 13/07/2018 00:10 BST

14 Hilariously Useless Goals You Should Have Achieved By Age 35

'By age 35 you should have a huge box of cables you can't throw out because you're pretty sure you still need a couple of them.'

When someone offers unsolicited, unhelpful advice to the masses, you can rely on Twitter users to provide the perfect response.

Last week a money saving expert claimed you should have savings worth twice the size of your annual salary by the time you’re 35, to which a lot of us replied: “On what planet is that possible?”

But now people are sharing the other goals you should aim for by the time you hit the milestone, and let’s just say they’re a lot more attainable. 

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Most on Twitter have focused on the impressive hoarding ability we hone throughout our late twenties and early thirties:

Others have pointed out the life skills we could do with dedicating some time to:

And some pointed out how we’re all too busy to get anything done by 35:


While this academic got painfully philosophical: 

Overall though, this has to be the best response.