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Angry Magikarp Throws Shade At People Who Are Talking Sh*t

"When I evolve I will kill you all."
Ryan Barrell
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Writer, The Huffington Post UK

People have been less than kind to Magikarps ever since the first Pokemon games were released in the 90s, but one of the creatures has finally had enough.

The weak, water-type Pokemon has taken to Twitter to make his voice heard, and he’s not pulling any punches.

When I evolve I swear to god I'm gonna kill you all

— Magikarp The Fish (@Magikarp_Fish) July 31, 2016

He’s even been searching the name of his species to make sure nobody is being mean about his kind.

Imagine walking 2km to hatch an egg and it turning out to be a fucking magikarp.

— Alex Dalton (@AlexDalton123) August 1, 2016

@AlexDalton123 imagine waiting nine months to give birth and it's you

— Magikarp The Fish (@Magikarp_Fish) August 1, 2016

Wow, we thought only Fire type Pokemon could dish out burns!

And that’s not the only time someone has been served by the Magikarp for tweeting out of line. Here’s a few more people who got what was coming to them:

i just heard my manager yell "fuck you magikarp you don't deserve more than one ball" 😂

— Makayla (@mshuey_) July 31, 2016

@mshuey_ magikarp deserves all balls

— Magikarp The Fish (@Magikarp_Fish) July 31, 2016

Grilled Magikarp anyone? #PokemonGO pic.twitter.com/DRg2sZP5mK

— Roach (@mhw788) July 30, 2016

@mhw788 I WOULD LIKE TO SEND IN A COMPLAINT

— Magikarp The Fish (@Magikarp_Fish) July 30, 2016

I like how magikarp is so useless that his move is "struggle"

— jason (@JasonManzonn) July 30, 2016

@JasonManzonn you're more useless than me

— Magikarp The Fish (@Magikarp_Fish) July 30, 2016

Magikarp i choose you! 🎣🎣 #SaturdayFishing pic.twitter.com/2afBegcYKg

— Kiefer Ravena (@kieferravena) July 30, 2016

@kieferravena but I didn't choose you

— Magikarp The Fish (@Magikarp_Fish) July 31, 2016

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