Zac Goldsmith Held A Twitter Q&A And Everyone Had A Field Day

As if it wasn't already a fairly turbulent day for the Conservatives, London mayoral hopeful Zac Goldsmith took a few hours out of his day to respond to some questions on Twitter.

He soon learned that, not only was it a bad idea in the first place, Friday is not a great time to do it because everyone is in a bit of a mischievous mood.

Using the hashtag #AskZac, people directed their fullest attention to taking the mickey out of the Tory candidate.

#askZac If I buy 5 apples at 45p each & 6 oranges at 70p each, how long until the greengrocers is sold off to be turned into luxury flats?
— Dean Burnett (@garwboy) April 8, 2016

#AskZac as they don't give change, I've overspent by 60p on the toilet at Paddington station. I'm owed 2 free pisses. Can you sort this out?
— Dean Burnett (@garwboy) April 8, 2016

If you take 44, times it by 6, quadruple it, double it, add 10, and round up to the nearest hundred, how big of a prick are you? #AskZac
— Jay Thomas (@ThisJayThomas) April 8, 2016

A lot of people drew on the recent tax scandals as inspiration:

#AskZac @ZacGoldsmith I don't want to pay tax but I'm poor can you tell me how I can avoid paying my share towards the country please
— TechnicallyRon (@TechnicallyRon) April 8, 2016

Some poked fun at his recent BBC interview, in which he failed in a basic London trivia quiz:

#AskZac Can you direct me to Holborn Station? Not sure where it is despite having lived in London for ages
— Sam Wyatt (@Shmulie2) April 8, 2016

Have you worked out what the Tube is yet? #AskZac
— Ennui McGee (@dismalplaces) April 8, 2016

While others just stuck with the important stuff.

#AskZac What's your Nandos order fam?
— Carl Anka (@Ankaman616) April 8, 2016

#AskZac @ZacGoldsmith HOW MANY BOILED EGGS CAN YOU FIT IN YOUR MOUTH?
— GoaT FacE ThrillA (@EndhooS) April 8, 2016

Why are you freakishly tall? #AskZac pic.twitter.com/zDQDynpSNq
— Raf (@1Rafz) April 8, 2016

#AskZac What is your opinion on memes?
— Josef (@Swagerifics) April 8, 2016

But at one point Goldsmith himself even managed to sneak in a zinger.

What is your favourite dinosaur? #AskZac
— Ian (@BeefDinners) April 8, 2016

Ken Livingstone #AskZac https://t.co/YoUMcrkhlb
— Zac Goldsmith (@ZacGoldsmith) April 8, 2016

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Zac Goldsmith Held A Twitter Q&A And Everyone Had A Field Day

A lot of people drew on the recent tax scandals as inspiration:

Some poked fun at his recent BBC interview, in which he failed in a basic London trivia quiz:

While others just stuck with the important stuff.

But at one point Goldsmith himself even managed to sneak in a zinger.

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A lot of people drew on the recent tax scandals as inspiration:

Some poked fun at his recent BBC interview, in which he failed in a basic London trivia quiz:

While others just stuck with the important stuff.

But at one point Goldsmith himself even managed to sneak in a zinger.

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