- You are forever stopping prying little eyes trying to look behind you as you have a wee as they try to fathom how you can possibly do that when you have no willy!
- You stop waxing your bikini line in an attempt to cover your bits from the above investigation!
- You give up moaning at them to flush the toilet after weeing and convince yourself that it is a good way to save water!
- You give your son a bowl and some lettuce for the snail he just found instead of screaming when he wiggles it in front of your face!
- You get outside whatever the weather and to hell with frizzy hair and soggy boots!
- You don't even bat an eyelid when your son spidermans up the door frame or waves at you whilst hanging upside down on the monkey bars!
- Every time you return home from a walk a random stick has appeared in your garden!
- You don't worry about the clinking noise in your washing machine as you know it is yet another stone collection piling out of school trouser pockets!
- Your 'no balls in the house' rule gradually becomes a 'keep it below waist height ' rule!
- You freely use the term 'fart' for passing wind and don't even try to jazz it up as a 'parp' or a 'pop'!
- You get so used to the toilet seat being up that instead of tutting and carefully putting the lid down you will, at times, squat over the already raised seat!
- If the toilet seat does happen to be down for a change, you know never to sit on it without first wiping it in case of any lazy dribblers who couldn't quite work out how to lift the seat!
- You start a karate class to hold your own when the play fights get overly rambunctious!
- You know all the words to the teenage mutant ninja turtle theme tune and get up to copy their martial art moves in time to the music!
- You know more about willies than men themselves!
- After initially saying you draw the line at showing appreciation for arm pit farts, you can't help but advise that a damp armpit at bath time may well help to get the optimum squelch!
- As much as you tried to argue your case for your hatred of guns you now have several nerf guns in combat around the house!
- You buy yourself a wonder women outfit - not too impress your husband in the bedroom, but to charge around with them when they are playing super heroes!
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