With the election looming this week, News Punch is back like the proverbial Renegade Master. But the ill behaviour is coming from Richard Littlejohn who announced in the most public way possible that he'd rather leave his kids with a corpse than trust Labour.
Of course it's far easier being controversial and downright rude when you don't have to stand up in front of people, like politicians do. They have to contend with all manner of backchat. with that in mind, News Punch brings you...
The News Punch Election Special Heckle Competition
The election is the Wimbledon for people who like to argue a lot. So in the spirit of Competitive Disagreeing, News Punch has ran a political heckling contest. First up, David Cameron:
And these are the responses:
Ian Duncan Smith in a mankini? @Midgetgems26
Being slapped around the buttocks with a slippery Sturgeon in 'eels?@FemmeDomestique
And the winner is:
Caption by: @AndyGilder
And next, Ed Miliband:
The responses to this were brilliant:
Is that written in stone?@rickburin
DAVID MILIBAND: *sighs* Do we have to share everything?@AnneMac10
Get your own fight, struggle and vision - leave mine alone!@stairforce
My cock is Ed Balls!@FemmeDomestique
Your left leg is shorter than your right!@AndyGilder
Your money is my money. @martintagg
Your face, my arse! @NickMotown
All marvellous, but the winner is:
Caption by: @OliJacobsAuthor
And finally, Nigel Farage:
And the responses:
Excellent! You first, Nige. Ditch your beer and go throw yourself into Jacob's Creek...@FemmeDomestique
....beer (check), sense of humour (check, and some), a nice golden tan - oh, wait, hang on.
What? Only tanned blonde women in bikinis should be allowed in our country?@midgetgems26
Like Elle? We should! @MCGibbo007
And the winner is...
Caption by: @AndyGilder
UKIP plans for the BBC
A leaked document from the UKIP offices has revealed what the party plan to do to the television schedule if they got into power.
News Punch Election Caption Competition
And finally, the caption competition. SNP leader, Nicola Sturgeon here showing Jim Murphy how to deal with unwanted hecklers.
Caption by: @FemmeDomestique
The Nick Clegg image produced such an overwhelming response that News Punch presents a montage of the best of them.
Weather map courtesy of Wikipedia:
Thank you everyone so much for your contributions.
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