Funniest Tweets From Women
"the irish catholic goodbye is when you leave a party and then feel really really guilty about it"
"Life with astigmatism is more romantic because every light is a twinkle light."
“'We’ll cross that bridge when we come to it' OK but I’m gonna worry about the bridge now"
"The best part of starting a new job is all 4 of your grandparents are alive again."
"Going over to my best friend's house for dinner and asked if I could bring anything and she said 'yeah dinner.'"