Increasingly, social networks demand all-or-nothing, full exposé, total access to your life, or you're not playing the game. It's not enough to stand on the sidelines, with an link to an amusing headline. There must be equal trading with those who are inclined to reveal all. The celebrity market is used to these demands. For some of us, that's a gossip column too far.
If you think Magic Mike is a movie filled with buff bodies, pelvic thrusts and uber-tight, baby-oil proof tearaway clothing than you would be... right. But don't let the ridiculously toned, sculpted; glistening muscles of Hollywood's hottest hunks distract you (completely) from the entertaining yet moving story centred on the world of male stripping.
Thirty-one-year-old Jamie Stevens has been nominated for British Hairdresser of the Year this year. But that should come as no surprise. Already he's worked with everyone from Kylie to Stella McCartney.
Now that the dust has settled and the rain has stopped, let's look at the past few days that have been such a boon to the Far Eastern makers of red, blue and white cheap plastic fluttering tat. There must have been container ships full of the stuff, advancing across the high seas since the turn of the year.