Drunk

I Humiliated Myself at an Awards Ceremony

Chris Rooney | Posted 27.11.2014 | UK Lifestyle
Chris Rooney

I was recently shortlisted in the 'best blogger' category at the UK Dating Awards. Let me start by saying I did not win. I did not even get a 'special mention'. My writing received no recognition whatsoever. In terms of debauchery and self-ridicule, however, I swept the board.

Watch The Utterly Terrifying Trailer For 'The Walking Drunk'

The Huffington Post UK | Posted 17.10.2014 | UK Comedy

As The Walking Dead's tagline so rightly says: we should fear the living. Not least because lots of them stagger around like this. Especially on a ...

Brit Dies In Paris After Falling Into Moat, While Stopping To Urinate

PA/The Huffington Post UK | Posted 20.03.2014 | UK

A British businessman who went sightseeing in Paris after a boozy work dinner died after he stopped to urinate and fell into a moat. An inquest hea...

10 Classic Dance Styles You'll Find In ANY Club

The Huffington Post UK | Imogen Groome | Posted 13.03.2014 | UK Universities & Education

The best thing about being in a club is the fact you can dance like an idiot and nobody cares how stupid you look, because they all look exactly the s...

10 Texts Students Will Always Send On A Night Out

The Huffington Post UK | Imogen Groome | Posted 12.03.2014 | UK Universities & Education

As students, we like to think of ourselves as club veterans - we know which ones sell the cheapest drinks, which have the best music, the best ones to...

University To Fine Students £200.. For Being Drunk

The Huffington Post UK | Lucy Sherriff | Posted 25.01.2014 | UK Universities & Education

A university has warned its students they will be fined £200 if they are caught drunk at their student union bar, and even face a disciplinary hearin...

Officers Leave 'Cagney And Lacey' Note To Drunk Man

The Huffington Post UK | Cassandra Ward | Posted 25.01.2014 | UK

The Chief Inspector for Watford Police has praised officers for the ‘light-hearted’ way they dealt with an inebriated man staggering home from Wat...

Drunk, Naked Passenger Tasered On Tarmac

PA/The Huffington Post UK | Posted 08.12.2013 | UK

A burly, tattooed 52-year-old man had to be tasered after he stripped naked on the tarmac at Manchester airport and challenged the captain to a fight....

Phwoar-By-Phwoar

The Huffington Post UK | Charlotte Meredith | Posted 12.09.2013 | UK

A man known as 'Hotcock' has been banned from going outdoors on weekend evenings after engaging in a little four-by-four foreplay. Daniel Cooper, 2...

It's Official, Vodka Makes You A Sudoku Genius

The Huffington Post UK | Poorna Bell | Posted 02.09.2013 | UK Lifestyle

Remember those 'gourmet' meals you created while wasted after a night out only to find out it actually tasted like cat sick when eaten sober? Or the r...

'TOWIE-Inspired Girls At Risk, We Should Pay For Them To Get Home Safe'

The Huffington Post UK | Jessica Elgot | Posted 15.08.2013 | UK

A local Essex councillor concerned about 'The Only Way Is Essex' effect on his town, has said the council is looking into providing taxis or buses for...

WATCH: Alcohol And Train Stations Don't Mix

The Huffington Post UK | Posted 31.07.2013 | UK

Network Rail have released CCTV footage of drunken accidents at stations, including a man going the wrong way up an escalator on his back... (None ...

Wedding Season - A Sober Affair?

Carrie Armstrong | Posted 04.09.2013 | UK Lifestyle
Carrie Armstrong

A wedding can be many things depending on whereabouts you are on the sliding scale of alcohol abuse-to-alcoholism. If you're abusing it to the point people haven't really picked up on yet, then it's a great excuse to drink in a dysfunctional way with people who don't have alcohol problems... If you're at the stage where you suspect you have a problem and everyone around you shares that suspicion, then its stressful.

Dressing Your Bed Whilst Drunk Is Dangerous

Carol Tobin | Posted 02.09.2013 | UK Comedy
Carol Tobin

People often say to me "Carol you will know when you know." Usually I hear these words after tuning back into a conversation having missed the crucial...

'Grotesque Racist Insults' Rants Investigated By Police

PA | Posted 06.06.2013 | UK

Warning: Explicit Language A man who launched a tirade of "grotesque racist insults" in front of rail passengers is being investigated by police. ...

Cops In Flip Flops

Solent News | Sara C Nelson | Posted 03.05.2013 | UK

A police officer and a PCSO were spotted making the most of the warm weather as they donned bright pink flip-flops to walk their beat. Sergeant Ri...

Bike Thief Returns Cycle, Leaves Apology & Dominos Voucher (PICTURES)

Huffington Post UK | Sara C Nelson | Posted 24.04.2013 | UK Comedy

Since when were bike thieves so courteous? Since now, as this sequence of um, charming pictures shows. The now viral snaps surfaced on Reddit cour...

Drunk Loses Leg In Rail Accident, Wins Cash Payout

The Huffington Post UK | Posted 12.04.2013 | UK

A rail company has been ordered to pay nearly half a million pounds to a man who lost his leg when he was run over by a train - after straying on to t...

WATCH: The Best 'Wrong Way Down An Escalator' Video Ever

The Huffington Post UK | Posted 13.11.2012 | UK

Sometimes it can feel like the walk home after a night out takes forever. But there are a few things you can do to make it quicker. Number one w...

The Shame, The Shame (PICTURES)

Huffington Post UK | Sara C Nelson | Posted 17.09.2012 | UK

You had a bit too much to drink, got a little too friendly with the chap on the next podium and vomited on your own shoes. Thankfully this all occ...

Why You Should Never Keep Drunken Promises

Alexander Walters | Posted 11.11.2012 | UK Lifestyle
Alexander Walters

We make the most foolish promises to ourselves when we're drunk. The process usually starts on a school night drinking session, somewhere between the second pint and the third, at the moment when you decide that you're definitely not just "having a couple".

Unexpected Item In The Bagging Area (PICTURE)

Huffington Post UK | Sara C Nelson | Posted 10.08.2012 | UK

Airport security staff scanning luggage x-rays were stunned to find the the outline of a human being amongst the suitcases. But this was no attemp...

WATCH: 91 Words For 'Drunk' In One Minute

Huffington Post UK | Alastair Plumb | Posted 06.07.2012 | UK Comedy

Ali Spagnola describes herself as a "drinking composer with a music problem", which makes sense considering she's written a song that features 91 syno...

Here Comes The Summer

Ronnie Joice | Posted 29.07.2012 | UK Comedy
Ronnie Joice

It's been just over a week since I declared my new-found sobriety upon y'all through this very website and it seems only right to update you all on my progress: I think you would all agree it's been a terrible week to give up.

Have You Ever Caused A House Fire Whilst Drunk?

The Huffington Post UK | Kyrsty Hazell | Posted 17.02.2012 | UK Lifestyle

While the majority of us would never drink and drive, new research reveals that thousands of Brits happily operate household appliances under the infl...