Girlfriend

Rejection for Beginners and Improvers

Ed O'Meara | Posted 19.11.2013 | UK Comedy
Ed O'Meara

I knew that the only reason I was thinking about her is that I'd been canned. If I'd decided to stop seeing her, she could be having a fivesome with The Wiggles and I'd be blithely indifferent.

How To Make People Think You Have A Girlfriend

The Huffington Post UK | Posted 13.08.2013 | UK Lifestyle

The next time some annoying do-gooder bugs you yet again about finding a girlfriend, fob them off with an imaginary one. It's easier than it looks...

Is Being On Time A Dying Tradition?

Ronnie Joice | Posted 10.12.2012 | UK Comedy
Ronnie Joice

This week I went on a dreadful training course, one I'll forget quicker than what I was supposed to learn. On the first day, I was slightly late. It was a combination of not being able to use the maps on my iPhone properly thanks to Apple's recent updates, and my inability to navigate round buildings that are circular.

Facebook Wants to Know if You Think Obama's a Muslim

Stephen Canning | Posted 06.11.2012 | UK Tech
Stephen Canning

My girlfriend was spending the evening on Facebook (evidently far more interesting than talking to me) and she was prompted by Facebook to fill in a survey. This was an official survey which appeared in the top half of page above the newsfeed and not just a link from an advertiser.

Why Finding Real Love Is Everything

BritChick Paris | Posted 31.10.2012 | UK Lifestyle
BritChick Paris

Like most kids I grew up on a diet of fairy tale stories with happy ever after endings. Even as a teen the little flutters of romance with boys at our nearby school kept my dream alive.

Relationship Clich├ęs Translated

Lizzie Cernik | Posted 02.06.2012 | UK Lifestyle
Lizzie Cernik

No matter how gargantuan a woman's backside becomes, when she asks for an opinion on its size, you always tell her it's small. If it's abundantly clear her body mass index is teetering towards the 'morbidly obese/death by coronary' line, you might throw in adjectives like 'curvy' or 'cuddly'.

Women - You Are Just A Commodity

David Morgan | Posted 14.02.2012 | UK Entertainment
David Morgan

I for one am sure that here at least common sense should prevail as the likes of Anton Kreil are a minority and for the record - in this instance - his opinions will place him firmly in the top 1% again, only this time it's of the top undesirable men.