Janet Street-Porter
Turns out JSP is not as hard as we first thought.
'Is this daytime TV or a statement from Kensington Palace?'
'What I did was very offensive... but it's certainly not racist.'
'It's a bit of a squidge then it's over.'
Let's just say, lube was involved.
JSP was curious as to whether his carpet matches his curtains.
'This hairdresser touched me in a way that was completely inappropriate.'
Everyone's favourite Geordie duo have also landed themselves on the list.
Even Janet Street-Porter was blushing.