Man Who Put Fire Extinguisher Up Bottom Walks Free

Man Who Put Fire Extinguisher Up Bottom Walks Free

Chris York  3.12.2013
The chap who rampaged through a Premier Inn hotel whilst masturbating with a fire extinguisher hose up his bottom has walked free from...
Man Gets Toilet Roll Holder Stuck Up Bottom

Man Gets Toilet Roll Holder Stuck Up Bottom

2.12.2013
He probably fell onto it, right? A man had to call the fire brigade for assistance after he got a toilet roll holder stuck up his bottom. He...
Free Donner Kebab With Your Christmas Tree

Free Donner Kebab With Your Christmas Tree

30.11.2013
Christmas shopping? Peckish? Well, if you live in Chorlton Manchester, "the capital of awesome," one enterprising seller can solve all...
Policeman Arrested Over Alleged Cannibalism Murder

Policeman Arrested Over Alleged Cannibalism Murder

29.11.2013
A policeman has reportedly been arrested in Germany on suspicion of murder after allegedly chopping up a man he met on a website for cannibalism...
'Porn Studio' Found At London School Squat

'Porn Studio' Found At London School Squat

28.11.2013
It appears that a porn studio was set up by some enterprising squatters at a North London school. The site was apparently taken over by...
Teacher Assigns Students 'Baby Jesus Butt Plug' Book To Read

Teacher Assigns Students 'Baby Jesus Butt Plug' Book To Read

28.11.2013
A teacher in the US has hit the headlines after assigning his students with a book to read - titled 'The Baby Jesus Butt Plug'. California...
LOOK: Man To Sell Testicle So He Can Buy... A Nissan 370Z

LOOK: Man To Sell Testicle So He Can Buy... A Nissan 370Z

27.11.2013
Most men would cringe at the idea of parting with a testicle, but in order to save a few bucks, a car lover is willing to lose one of his...
'Paul, I'm Divorcing You. BTW I'm Keeping The Dog'

'Paul, I'm Divorcing You. BTW I'm Keeping The Dog'

26.11.2013
Hell hath no fury… A man was served a nasty shock along with his evening tipple in a bar in Wales after his soon to be ex-wife announced...
Nothing Says You Care More Than A Placenta Photo Frame

Nothing Says You Care More Than A Placenta Photo Frame

25.11.2013
Unless it happened while we weren't looking, we're pretty sure the world hasn't entered some kind of post-apocalyptic era where the only...
'500 Twitter Followers And I'll Punch A Lib Dem'

'500 Twitter Followers And I'll Punch A Lib Dem'

23.11.2013
A City councillor sparked a Twitter spat after he posted he would "punch a Lib Dem in the face" if he reached 500 followers. Labour councillor...
Wonga Offers Schoolboy £400 Loan With 5853% Interest

Wonga Offers Schoolboy £400 Loan With 5853% Interest

23.11.2013
Wonga has reportedly offered a £400 loan to a 13-year-old boy, which would take him the best part of 100 years to pay off. Dundee schoolboy...
KFC Scented Candle Will Make Your Home Smell Finger Lickin' Good

KFC Scented Candle Will Make Your Home Smell Finger Lickin' Good

22.11.2013
Bored of the same old vanilla candle? Sick to the back teeth of your lavender-scented living room? Well, you're in luck. Now, your house...
WARNING: This May Make You Gag

WARNING: This May Make You Gag

Charlotte Meredith  22.11.2013
If you're prone to queasiness, go ahead and click off this article. The pungent odour of fancy cheese often smells like feet, or perhaps...
WATCH: Alan Partridge Christmas Lights In Norwich

WATCH: Alan Partridge Christmas Lights In Norwich

22.11.2013
A cathedral. Roachford's 'Cuddly Toy'. Laser beams shooting out of giant, Alan-shaped eyes. It can only be the son et lumière spectacle...