The Conservatives are all a bit stuffy, out of touch, and only get round to answering questions after they've removed the silver spoon from their mouth, no?
HuffPost UK's favourite Conservative tweeter is one Michael Fabricant, and he has gone all philosophical on us. The golden-maned purveyor of Twitter wisdom has been asking the question which we've all pondered at some point.
And here are some responses.
Get in touch with Fabricant at @Mike_Fabricant and let him know your thoughts on this most crucial of matters.
Whatever the answer, we're just happy to get an insight into that gloriously plumaged head of his. For more information on your new favourite politician have a gander here.