As we write this, it's Maundy Thursday - the day after Sheffield Wednesday - and as it's Good Friday tomorrow, and thus a bank holiday for all of us (not just Cypriots), Funny Tweets Of The Week is coming to you a whole day early. It is, we hope, what Jesus would have wanted.
Leading the funnies this week is Boris Johnson's bicycle crash of an interview with Eddie Mair - followed swiftly by tweets about David Miliband, Abu Qatada, Cyprus, flapjacks, BBC TV Centre, our inclement spring weather and much more. Including that most sacred of celebrations: National Cleavage Day.
The result, we hope, is almost as enjoyable as watching Boris Johnson being interviewed by Eddie Mair. Enjoy - and happy Easter!