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22/11/2013 12:13 GMT | Updated 25/01/2014 16:01 GMT

14 'Dear Santa' Sex Requests From Twitter Which Will NOT Be Granted This Christmas

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23.09.2013., Zagreb - Slobodan Ante Ozretic artistic name "Santa super star number one" for many years felt a beard and dressed in a Santa Claus costume and regardless of the season is visiting Croatian cities and regions. This time, entertained and be photographed with tourists front of the cathedral.Photo: Sanjin Strukic/PIXSELL

Dear Santa... is how a sweetly worded letter normally starts to the big man, but Twitter has ruined that. As people get crazy and lustful ahead of Christmas Day, here's a load of sexually charged gift requests Santa Claus will probably not be granting.

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