"Exactly how many people signed off on this name?" 🍩
"Will Santa have to wear a mask? And will he be allowed in our house?" We've got you covered.
Calling the elves at HQ, gifting toys and offering advice on bullying – it's all in a day's work for Santa.
"Or, a huge mirror, because my vanity knows no bounds..."
Life is hard enough without taking away all the magic.
"I've hidden them so well I can't remember where I put them" 🎁
We know it's a bit of fun (but is *your* name on there?)
"My idea is they will get a good night's sleep." 🎅