So the tickets for Kate Bush's extra London dates went on sale this morning - and sold out within 15 minutes.
Horse walks into a bar.
"Why the long face?"
"I didn't get Kate Bush tickets. Stupid hooves."
"Sorry. Have a drink."
"I CAN'T LIFT A GLASS."
— The_No_Show (@The_No_Show) March 28, 2014Well, if you didn't laugh, you'd cry, right? And in that spirit: here were some of the funniest Twitter reactions...
